Saturday, September 20, 2008

Maybe it's just me...

So I'm all fucked up because I just got off work and it's like one o'clock and on Saturdays I'm usually there until eight. So now I keep thinking it's Sunday...fuck! whatever. So I was driving around after work listening to music for a little while and I couldn't help but notice the myriad garage sales that were going on...:) It got me thinking too much, but only because I passed about eight to ten garage sales in the span of a half an hour.



How does everyone know when to have a garage sale?

Is it "national garage sale day?"

Or do all of these cracked out suburban housewives have a strategic "phone tree" in the works...they've probably been planning for months...

Snorting lines off of old rocking horses and records....think about it. you know it's true.



A kid's car wash was also passed on my voyage...they looked really happy when they saw my car, being that it is pretty dirty, and I guess they assumed I was going to their car wash but I got kind of offended and just blasted my music and drove on by.



A.D.D. to me means you don't have to ask me why now....:)



So I just looked up at the television and Pierce Brosnans face is there...it startled me not he's and ugly man or anything he's just harsh...yeahhhh so and he was handcuffed to an asian woman, whom I thought was Lucy Liu, but I don't think it was...


So someone should give me a massage or like crack my back, neck, etc...
pleeeeeaseeee!!!!!!!!!!! Everything hurts...

And mad props to Amanda Palmer for just being an all around crazy awesome inspirational person....so watch this video...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W7QSvnoqKs

1 comment:

Rainbowsparklefrenzy said...

well i think it is you that is the crack head with out crack. But who isnt a crack head now a days and yes buy your non perishable foods now sista we gonna be in a great depression very soon. Its sad and depressing cause its like that should happen once and we should learn from it and never let it happen again. but alas we regress as a country constantly!!! we all about o be poor really soon